Friday, May 26, 2006

Cherry-poppin headache

First, a disclaimer. Look. I generally subscribe to the philosophy of moderation in all things, including politics (Libertarian). However, I also believe that consistency, logic, and reasonable evaluation of data should underlie government policy.* Perish the fucking thought! This will often make it seem like I have an ideological axe to grind, like, uh...now. But I really don't, i swear!

Anyway. The Christian right needs to Shut. Up. on the topic of birth control and STD prevention. Distributing condoms at school? Terrible! It would tell kids that having sex is good! Vaccinating kids against HPV? (Thanks Merck!!) Atrocious! Armed with the knowledge that they're no longer going to get cervical cancer when they're 60, girls will go out and sleep with every guy out there!

What the Christian right is concerned about is called a moral hazard - if you insure against the risk of something happening, it's more likely that that thing will happen, because people don't have to take responsibility for it. Take auto insurance for example; if you don't have any auto insurance, you're less likely to scream across four lanes of traffic at 102 mph to catch the exit you almost missed. You'd be more willing to deal with the hassle of safely getting off at the next exit and turning around, because if some little old lady decides to get in your way while you're trying to make this exit, and you total her Kia? It's your own thousands of hard-earned dollars that are going to fix her and her car. That's the theory, anyway. So according to the logic of the Christian right, we should do away with auto insurance because people will all drive more safely and we won't ever have accidents again!

Give me a fucking break. THINGS HAPPEN. That is why we're required to have auto insurance; that is why kids need birth control and vaccines to be made known and available to them. And the whole moral hazard theory is suspect anyhow. As far as car insurance goes, I know if I didn't have it I'd drive slower - for about a week. Most kids don't even know what HPV is. You think it's stopping them from having sex now? And while I know a lack of condoms would deter some responsible teenagers out there, it also makes it even harder for a girl to keep her boyfriend from pressuring her into unprotected sex. Don't even get me started the need of 3rd-world countries to receive aid AND condoms, yes, both, at the same time. (Sigh.)

*On a related note, if any of you haven't read Freakonomics by Levitt and Dubner, DO IT NOW. It's a fascinating read, even if you don't agree with the authors.

3 AM...4AM...5AM

Ever since finals, 1 AM has turned into the gremlin sleep hour. Meaning, if I don't get to sleep before then, I'm up 'til the sun rises. Which was FINE last semester when I never had class before 1 PM, but now that I'm cursed with bar prep at 9 AM every day, sucks. Ass. So here I am, reading about the inevitable corruption and sex lives of fictional aid workers in Sudan and feeling that slow burn behind my eyelids that means 3 cups of coffee and 4 red bulls tomorrow so I don't fall on my face when my parents come to visit. Which they are doing to see with their very own eyes that I am finally, finally graduating (!) from law school, which I would be MUCH more excited about if I didn't have to do it at 9 AM on a Saturday.

But the point of this all is that I decided to do something marginally productive, as long as I was up. So, welcome to my blog! Happy Friday everyone (everyone who works that is, the rest of us don't care - suckas)!