Breathing For Dummies
A real warning label, for a steam iron: "Do Not Iron Clothes While Wearing."Unnecessary, right?
Oh no. I know the person this label was created for.
"Wow, I never noticed that scar on your chest before!"
"Oh yeah it's pretty big huh? This one time I was late for a party and at the last minute before I left I saw my shirt needed ironing! But I didn't want to take it off, because that would take too much time! So instead I applied the iron to my chest and then didn't get to go to the party at all because I had to go to the hospital!"
True story.
posted by jellomonkey @ 11:38 PM
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