Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Homeland Asscurity

Oh, Homeland Security, you make me feel so safe and warm! Especially when someone with a FAKE Mexican-issued ID card stating his address as "123 Fraud Blvd" in "Staton Island, NY" (sic) has used his fakey card to board airplanes, enter government buildings, and even get into the Department of Homeland Security itself, WHICH SUPPOSEDLY DOESN'T ALLOW MEXICAN ID CARDS AT ALL FOR ENTRY. Not only did this not happen only a few times, this guy used his card for FOUR YEARS. And these are the fuckers who make me take off my damn stiletto heels at the security gate because I might have something hidden in my shoes? And the ones who frigging confiscated my lighter, because apparently lighters are so much more dangerous than matches? It's enough to make a girl want to move to Canadia.

posted by jellomonkey @ 12:37 AM

1 Comments:

At 4:27 AM, Blogger Ostrich Birdies said...

Viva Canadia!

 

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