Thursday, July 06, 2006

Uh, dudes.

And in other oh-so-shocking Taiwan idiocies...

Taiwanese gov't official 1: "Dude! We finally made one missile that can hit China!"

US: "Uh, dudes, China has like 900 missiles pointed at you. That's not..."

Taiwanese gov't official 2: "Sweet! That's, like, so awesome! Let's go test it on them! Shock and awe!! YEAH!!"

US: slowly backing Seventh Fleet out of the Taiwan Strait "Uh, I think I hear Iraq calling."

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