so. not. funny.
Zombies, people. They're unnatural. They're creepy. They sort of shamble around and lose body parts and make weird faces and, and, and, they EAT you. ALIVE. They can't even MOVE fast but they just pile up on you when you get stuck in a corner and start...grunting, and snorfling, and munching you, and you're screaming, and it all smells like decaying human, which is almost worse than the being eaten.They're gross! And they give me the ooks! Please stop threatening me with them right before i sleep! I had a stupid nightmare about zombies last night. I don't want to die of a heart attack on my sleep. Cuz i really might. Do you want my death on your conscience?? DO YOU??
posted by jellomonkey @ 10:53 PM
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Dude. Zombies don't snorf, at least the ones I know. Zombies do smurf a lot though.
It's tempting. I might have to try that.
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